Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 25, 2021

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALL THE BEST TO EVERYONE

Don’t move!

Merry Christmas to all y’all. May it be the start of the beary best year in recent memory!

“Have yourself a Hairy Beary Christmas…”

This is why someone invented the honey bucket.

I hope he can hold it! Merry Christmas everyone!

I wonder how many drinking songs are in their repertoire.

Hmmm, that’s odd. There used to be a whole neighborhood of people out there. Where’d they go?

A bear skin rug would be a good Christmas present.

Oh the weather outside is frightful,

And the fire is so delightful.

But the bladder is in control,

Gotta go, gotta go gotta go.

Beary Christmas everyone! Stay Wiley!

Merry Saturnalia & a Happy Winter Solstice!

They made a not quite Christmas wish.

Wasn’t that nice of the Wiley Bears to shovel the path to the outhouse?

He’s dead!

Thank you, Wiley, for merry bears today

I hope he doesn’t have to go to the shitter any time soon

Don’t think the occupants of this house are having a merry time.

I always love the bears! Merry Christmas to all.

This is bearly funny.

I think having the bear on the roof is really funny.

“Santa, I hear you put me on the ‘Naughty List’. Come down here and let’s talk about that.”

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Cold nights explain the invention of chamber pots in the days before plumbing.

Start them on “The Twelve Days of Christmas” and make a run for it.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!

They look like they want to have a Dickens of a Christmas!!

… Oh, bring us some figgy pudding …

… We won’t go until we get some …

I hope he has a chamber pot.

Look. There, in the window… isn’t that Willie Makkit? And he’s ten steps from the outhouse? Good luck, Willie, and there’s always your hat if you don’t dare try.

Wiley’s Bears, a perfect present – And a Merry Christmas one and all!

It’s Christmas and all, and I feel bad for being this way, but I just KNOW those bears are up to something . . .

he REALLY needs indoor plumbing

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Ramadan, et al. my friends.

There is obviously some punchline about deification and heavily-treed areas and bears here, but I can’t think of it.

Wiley’s bears are the best!

So what if they have a different method of celebrating Christmas.

Today is indeed a good day for a movable feast. Better beat feet there buddy, or you’re it.

And who is to say that on this one day the Wiley Bears aren’t there just for the caroling?

He calls a plumber on Dec. 26.

Bee fish ewe a mare egrets moose,

Bee fish ewe a mare egrets moose,

Bee fish ewe a mare egrets moose,

Panda hippo gnu deer!

Jacque isn’t looking like himself.

We had bears in Maine. Twenty years ago, there were still outhouses in Maine. Merry Christmas on the mad dash!

It appears it might usually be a treacherous path to the ol’ outhouse but I’ll go with it being an enchanted stroll with a choral serenade in the fresh air.

Ah, Christmas dinner always brings the family together. Merry Christmas.

Act 2 is the show stopper

Beary Christmas to you all…and Wiley too! Pray for better times ahead.

And thus the chamberpot was invented (or reinvented.)

Are those song books or dinner menus?

Reminds me of the injured miner in Galaxy Quest.

Merry Christmas, and thanks for all the smiles!

Merry Christmas and may we have a more bearable New Year! Happy trails!

Merry Christmas Wiley! Thank you so much for the daily joy you provide!

I second the cartoon!

Merry Christmas, Wiley bears (you rule)

Make the Yule-tide bright! Merry-happy!!

Aren’t those bears supposed to be hibernating? Suppose this is the fault of climate change.

Merry Christmas, Go Comics buds!

They just want to be invited in for a some hot cocoa and a little snack.

Ho, Ho, Ho we’ll wait ’till you gotta go.

Bodes ill

Two words that every tiny home has….composting toilet.

Merry Christmas!1 Timothy 1:15 The saying is trustworthy and deserving of full acceptance, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, of whom I am the foremost.

Could I make that a beary beery Christmas?

How long before his Ho, Ho, Ho, turns into must Go, Go, Go?

Maybe he should try giving them some figgy pudding. :D

They’re singing Christmas Bearols.

The bears are patiently waiting to open their present.

Up on the rooftop, grizzly paws…

Thanks, Wiley for another great year!

Y’all are gonna have to pee sometime! Shoulda laid off the nog!

On Harry, On Moishie, On Irving and Manny. On Benny, On Schlomo, On Izzy and Sammy. Merry HanuChrismaKwanzaa and all other holidays.

Here in SoCal we’re. having a Wet Christmas, sung by Cros Bingsby.

Open the window, aim and make yellow snow into the yard

Pees on earth.

And, the poor guy forgot to get himself an Emergency Bucket and 100 lb bag of Kitty Litter.