Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 14, 2021

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    allen@home  about 3 years ago

    Can’t cram many presents under a sitting tree.

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    Fantom Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A pine with good-upbringing would do a tree-bough.

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    Mine has a chaise lounge. I don’t want it to get tired and start dropping its needles all over the place.

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    Vilyehm  about 3 years ago

    And the shoe tree refuses to come out of the closet.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    We needed a sitter for the kids!

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    Can you train them? “Tree – ‘Stay.’”, “Tree – ‘Fetch.’”, “Tree – ‘Roll over.’”, …

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    I thought you wood have known.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    It’s double the cost but treeply relaxing.

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    Darryl Heine  about 3 years ago

    How about “Tree Lie Down”?

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mark, I just love how you drew the tree sitting down. So funny! Lol! Thanks!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Thanks a lot for telling me…and here, I went out on a limb for you…

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    stamps  about 3 years ago

    He needs a bark-a-lounger.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Finding out about that option lights up his life.

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    otforever  about 3 years ago

    “Stop pining!”

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    thejanith Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day. With good reason, yours is the last comic on my page from GoComics. One likes to save the best for last!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Love your mind, Mark.

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    gammaguy  about 3 years ago

    It’s treeson, I tell ya!

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    Mike H  about 3 years ago

    Tree is a millenial, they sit anywhere there is a floor.

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