Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 06, 2021

Is that even the right number of letters?

Just a dangerous thought but maybe use your horn, Marigold?

How about that week of silence?

Now that sounds like me when I typed too fast.

Phoebe: Speaking of, how were you able to talk yesterday?

Marigold: Pulls out a sign saying “Sundays don’t count much for Unicorns. Something special about that day that escapes me.”.

?ERROR TEXT LOOKUP FAILURE

Covfefe ?

gfghd

All that tapping does not behoof, er behoove you, Mari!

srlsy u nee 2lrn how tu yitpe butter

Well, this is a waste of time. With Phoebe helping her, Marigold will spend the entire week talking and not learn anything.

Autocorrect: “Even I can’t mangle this more than it already is.”

Can’t Marigold just telekinetically move the planchette on a Ouija board?

A certain unicorn doesn’t know about the T9 system.

Contemplate the vow of silence,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vow_of_silence

or maybe the “Sound of Silence” by Simon and Garfunkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

As suggested by the mlp fandom popular belief I tried using my nose once to type a short message on my phone, and I’ve tried writing on paper holding the pen in my mouth. In short, get Marigold a stylus.

… …. . #.#. ### ..# .#.. #.. .#.. . .# .#. #. ## ### .#. … . #.#. ### #..

Or, as a certain Sergeant-Major Williams once said, “SHUUUUT UUUUP!!!”