Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 17, 2021

Of course, you have to know how to use the skis and boats.

That was one of my nightmares when I was teaching. I still have it now and then.

Longing seems a LOT slower than shorting.

The bus got 60 people there in the time it took her car to get one.

Young lady is right. That particular set of laws has always fascinated me and eluded me at the same time. I know it is true, but I don’t know how I know that.

A long — and slow — bus.

On the other side of things, often short cuts can make long delays!

In my case, it’s usually stuck behind a garbage truck. On a one-way street.

If that were true, a ’66 Chrysler Imperial would be faster than a Porsche Boxster.

Surfboards got shorter through time, not longer.

Would that be, perchance, a school bus?

But long Covid is worse than short Covid.

If she’s referring to water skis, then maybe.

I’m not convinced that that analogy extends to long division.

STuck behind a car line in the afternoon is way worse. Especially at high schools where kids mosey and take their sweet time walking out to the cars and make the line that much longer.

Long stories are slower than short stories.

Do bullets fly faster out of long guns?

Of course the bus is faster. It was ahead of Mrs Olsen.

On a related note, there’s a flaw in Newton’s laws of motion. How is it that the slower drivers are always ahead of the fast drivers?

Children even Caulfield making such simplistic child logic connexions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvSwXcyfjbY