Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 17, 2021

What Khosrow renamed Antioch sounds like what the TV Tropes website calls “Giver of Lame Names.”

How did Khosrow I win? Weren’t the defenders of Antioch armed with holy hand grenades?

Luckily bears have never come into my home.I eat KFC every week.

Remi has too much time on his hands.

“Hey, this chicken is claw lickin’ good.”

That KFC wasn’t too hot; and it wasn’t too cold. It was just right.

I understand that bears, being very health conscious remove the skin before eating the chicken.

Oh, they eat it too, but they eat is separately.

Bears eating leftover KFC. BFD!

Remi Ouvard of France made the Guinnes Book of Would Records for falling 13,175 feet from the top of a hot air balloon. Believe It of Not!

Colonel Harlan Sanders, of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame, went into the fried chicken franchise business after a failed career teaching high school. He was forced to quit for failing to enforce reasonable classroom management and discipline when he could not control his pupils. Believe It of Not!

Papa, Momma and Baby Bear returned home one day to find a small, golden haired little girl eating Baby Bear’s left over Kentucky Fried Chicken. The aforementioned small, golden haired little girl reportedly said the left over KFC was, and The Count quotes, “Just right”. Alas, those were the small golden haired little girl’s last words. :.( The Three Bears proceeded to eat the small golden haired little girl proclaiming that she “tases just like chicken” and was, indeed, “finger lickin’ good”. Believe It of Not!

Eyewitness news from the battle for Antioch from our chief correspondent:

There is a war going on between the Persian forces under Khosrow I and the forces of the city of Antioch and in the middle of the war two soldiers from opposite sides stop to talk and the soldier from Antioch asks the Persian “why do you wear red uniforms?” He responds “when someone is stabbed the blood blends in and morale stays up. Why do you wear brown uniforms?”

Back to you, R.B.I.O.N. Until next time.

Remi, Khosrow, John, and the bears now all hang out, drink and swap stories.

Take care, may mealy-mouthed lecturer Professor Gerald “They Got In Free And They’ll Get Their Money’s Worth” Hornord be with you, and gesundheit.

Incomplete news on the bears. Was it original recipe or extra crispy?

Wanna bet Remi had on a parachute?

If he’d gotten Popeye’s, it would have been too spicy for the bears.

On a visit to Chicago long ago, I saw two bears (Walter Payton & Dick Butkus) eating deep-dish pizza! Strange as…er, Believe It or Not!

“Hey, I was told there’d be buffaloes in here!”

Were Remi’s shoes super glued to the top of the balloon???

Its either KFC or twigs and berries, your choice

Bears have to eat too, you know!

Those poor bears. Guess there wasn’t any Church’s or Popeye’s leftovers in the neighborhood.

Bears had good taste, wad there slow slaw?

Afterwards Holden was arrested for cruelty to animals.

Since the bears are from Sierra Madre, did they say Coleslaw? Coleslaw! We don’t need no stinking coleslaw!

Did the bears order the KFC on the previous day so they would have leftovers? The story doesn’t report when John was home last.

Did the bears answer to the names Yogi and Boo Boo?

Video of the bears: https://news.yahoo.com/bear-breaks-sierra-madre-home-011626331.html