Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 17, 2021

For birds that size, a kid’s meal could be actual kids.

Well, now I don’t feel so bad about tripping and squashing all those worms.

In this case, ’tis FAR better to give than to receive, Winky.

Better cooperate or he might lose a spleen.

that job’s nothing to spit up at…

Can’t Mom handle that part? Maybe the food vendor should offer “pre-chewed” food.

Chew but don’t swallow

Why can’t the mama bird chew & regurgitate for her own kid?

It wouldn’t be the same. It should really have that authentic crop and gizzard processing.

It’s a trick. They aren’t really interested in the food in the bag…

And I thought Winky was going to become bird food. (It’s a better Gag, than what Tim wrote.)

Poor Winky!

She’s hoping the very idea will make him sick. :)

Now, that’s just lazy.

(And NOBODY knows lazy better than I do.)

I’m sorry, we have a strict non-contact delivery policy.

I believe Gallagher has a tool that will help you do that.

Or in a pinch, you could use the Bass-o-matic.

If Wesley in Star Trek Next Generation did that, it would be more amusing!

I hope mocking of SHIPT will continue for quite some time.

And this is when Winky learns to buy a DC-powered blender.

Winky must not have watched Dr Mel filling the bag with Snails & Bugs or he’d be Running for his life about now.