The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 22, 2021

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    Karptaz  almost 3 years ago

    It’s nice the kids will help out in the kitchen like that.

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    You can never tell what those crazy mixed up kids will do next.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    i think she is cracking up! Would that be considered cannibalism?

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  almost 3 years ago

    Eek!

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    RetFor  almost 3 years ago

    They had a large part IN it…

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    These chickens are a lot more chill about the ingredients than others would be. https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2021/12/21?ct=v&cti=2195908

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    Lolapoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I believe the concoction is also known as “Infanticider”

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    The kids put their heart and soul into the eggnog.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Soylent Green. The early years.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Even though she didn’t raise them that way (or at all), the kids have great taste.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    The kids were committed for sure !

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    She is “eggs-act-tly” right!

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ve heard some animals eat their young, but this is ridiculous.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Dad said the cat and dog had to eat now, but I did not realize I was on the menu.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    (((((GASP! ))))))

    Oh well, down the “hatch”

    Bawk bawk bawk bawk

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 3 years ago

    Kind of creepy that that film is set in 2022, you know, next year.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, you’re such a nut, Meg.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 3 years ago

    The French side of the eggnog carton calls it “lait de poule”, or “milk of chickens”. I picture all these farmers getting up early to go out and milk the chickens.

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    Grimm’s Fairy Tales for chickens.

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    A lot of good yolks here.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 3 years ago

    Munchausin syndrome by proxy

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    Isn’t that Eggs Benedict Arnold?

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Helped in the kitchen, and now not a peep out of them.

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    parentofgirls  almost 3 years ago

    Wow!

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    If they want any more they have ti adopt.

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    Does that make the chickens cannibalistic???

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Cold, Dad; really cold!

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    It’s cracking.

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    No!! We used the last remaining healthy fertilized Passenger Pigeon eggs.

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    onespiceybbw  almost 3 years ago

    This is a first-class Dad Joke.

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    lawguy05  almost 3 years ago

    Essh!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    The fowl fiend!

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    “The secret is a little Sugar and Nutmeg.”

    “Sugar and Nutmeg? What a coincidence, that’s the name of our children.”

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    Baucuva  almost 3 years ago

    The kids were wonderful this year!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    In a good universe, the kids come running in, saying, “Did you like the eggnog, Mommy? We helped Daddy make it!” Then we see that he used unfertilized eggs from the local supermarket.

    In a bad universe, her follow-up line will be, “Wait a minute . . . eggnog . . . _egg_nog! Are you crazy”

    And his answer would be, “What’s the problem? So you lay a couple more tomorrow.”

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    globalenterprize1990  almost 3 years ago

    Back in the day, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered the chicken meat omelet. It was called “the mother and child reunion.” The rest is musical history.

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