Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 29, 2022

Little Dude, you can really hurt yourself with that.

But he can’t use that to clean a jungle animal like Hobbes. Nature abhors a vacuum.

uh-huh

By having the vacuum cleaner eat you alive? Eh, knock yourself out!

Worth a shot, I guess….

Kids, don’t want to have a bath or get once in.

Keeping that thing away from you pen is wise.

Well, he is a sucker for punishment…..

At what age can a boy take a bath or shower without his mother watching him?

Oh why not, in Sims 4, the toddlers can be vacuumed with the dustbuster! LOL!

Calvin will soon find out why nature abhors a vacuum!

Maybe the vacuum would straighten his wild hair.

My mom once vacuumed our beagle. I’m surprised that the dog put up with it.

It’ll never work, that idea just sucks.

Calvin will always find an alternative to what he is told to do and most of what he is asked.

I’m thinking a few baths under the hose in the back yard with a scrub brush and some bon ami, would make that bathtub and soft soap look pretty good.

somehow, I don’t see that cleaning you.

Better not turn that thing on while you’re an insect, Calvin.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Those things suck.

Careful, young man, guys have been embarrassingly hurt by vacuums before; the ER nurses might not laugh in your face, but the break room is another story…

Wait for rain and go outside?

Calvin, that “solution” literally sucks!!

I never hated baths as a kid. But then, I never went through a “doesn’t like girls” phase, either.

Being sucked into a vacuum cleaner, Calvin will embark on new adventures with dust mites.

Good job Calvin. Fight the power!

In one place we lived, the neighbor boy did not like baths either. I never understood that. The bath was for me a quiet, peaceful time. (I’m ASD)

This cannot end well.

After using the vacuum out on himself, Susie will claim that she give him some hickies.

Love the peek-a-boo between mom and son duo.

Don’t forget to vacuum behind the ears Calvin.

A “Dirt Devil.” How ironic.

fresh and clean!