No, no, no, no, no. Today I’m self-identifying as a spastic, neurotic, self-abuser with just a touch of pedophilia, thinking that I’ll quit my job and live off peddling drugs that I’ll steal from CVS. However, AOC said That Job was already taken. There may be an opening after the midterms. So, in the meantime I’m going to try for workman’s comp
There was a princess potato who wanted to marry the TV news man. Her dad the King potato refused to let her because she was a royal potato and he was just a common tator…
pearlsbs almost 3 years ago
He just put his eyes on last.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
on the other hand, it is on your head!
Herd of Turtles almost 3 years ago
They must be the engineers working on the new spudnik.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
There are more placement options with a real potato.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
No, no, no, no, no. Today I’m self-identifying as a spastic, neurotic, self-abuser with just a touch of pedophilia, thinking that I’ll quit my job and live off peddling drugs that I’ll steal from CVS. However, AOC said That Job was already taken. There may be an opening after the midterms. So, in the meantime I’m going to try for workman’s comp
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
- Why ya askin’?
- Picasso ya look so weird
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Remember what the spud dude said:
“Heed your head. Heed your head. Heed your head”
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Must have been a Monday!
Gent almost 3 years ago
A Common Tator and his pal making a cameo again.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
How could Hal put his arms on in the wrong place? How could he even put his arms on?
W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛ almost 3 years ago
High five!
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
looks like hal went out and got fried again last night…
kgs almost 3 years ago
There was a princess potato who wanted to marry the TV news man. Her dad the King potato refused to let her because she was a royal potato and he was just a common tator…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s always dark where potatoes live.
jel354 almost 3 years ago
None of those multiple eyes have good night vision.
Jon Schutter almost 3 years ago
the french fry is kind ominous
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The girl friend is trying to be “a peeling” in the picture.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Perhaps Hal’s last name is Picasso.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Potato Love songs: “I only have eyes for youuuuuu…..”
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
He looks like he ran into a spud-mobile…
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No, that’s not it. My wife got a new food processor and I got too close…
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
Maybe he should get up later. 7:00 is too early. I’d suggest getting a potato clock.
(Read it out loud…)
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
He’s just a common tater on his coworker’s appearance.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
He’ll have to stand up to talk…
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
He had a terrible time putting on his face.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
My wife hates it when I awaken our young dormant buds or eyes.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Just trying to get a leg up.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wake and bake often leads to odd fashion choices not to mention poor nutrition for breakfast.
Herd of Turtles almost 3 years ago
I think it was Lewis Grizzard wrote a book Don’t Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters got Eyes. Nothing about this just potato humor.
mikeywilly almost 3 years ago
I dont find that statement amusing, Dave
MissyTiger almost 3 years ago
“no, I’m just feeling the effects from getting smashed last night”
RWill almost 3 years ago
“Nope. I was in the mood for a Picasso. Here’s your sign.”
comicalUser almost 3 years ago
The french fry is . . . odd. Would it be a poster or character for a horror movie?