Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 02, 2022

They might be humanitarians.

Isn’t this from “Soylent Green”?

If you eat cow does he consider that eating vegan

I’m sure this was done with all due respect to Damon Knight and Rod Serling.;D

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!

Okay, now that’s funny. Nice turn on any old, old joke.

Twilight Zone episode.

LOL! Will the guilty please leave the building….

Only Vegans need be afraid.

Susan Cummings…VA VA VOOM!!

oh, is that the official uniform a someone who doesn’t eat meat?—-a man-bun, an earring and a goatee?

in other words, weird?

The Simpsons had an episode like that too.

“Mars Attacks "

Time to pull out the OLD joke … Ready, Set :

Went out on a blind date last night …

never met herbivore …!

That smooth shape is so outdated and trite - probably the fault of the first ’Day the Earth Stood Still" (but ramps and doors with no cracks are still cool). Klaatu barada nikto.

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw around 1980 – “vegetarians taste better”.

Klaatu!!!!!

An alien spaceship lands on Earth. The alien Captain addresses the troopers: “Our mission is to kill all the vegans.” Trooper: “Excuse me, sir, how are we supposed to recognize them?” Captain: “Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!”

Great. Maybe this will be the only way to get vegans to stop announcing that they are vegans as soon as you meet them and then re announcing that fact every chance they get.

Oh yeah ya’ll, now with MORE meaning! Love it!