Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 29, 2021

He needs to leave and hit the nearest dispensary .

No but isn’t there’s an app for that.

You shouldn’t have taken that cup of kindness.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And never brought to mind?

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And days of auld lang syne?

legal papers?

It might depend on how old they are.

Whatever it is, some days I could use the extra-strength version.

Some may be best forgotten lol

Yes we do, but the side effects are paranoia, addiction to gambling, explosive diarrhea…..Ummm….nevermind!

Some of them should be forgot

Forget-me-knots???

Have you tried pictures, instead pitchers.

Yearbook?

Join the club.

Get a spouse?

There was a man named Mr. Lang

He had a neon sign

Mr. Lang was very old

So they called it Old Lang’s Sign

Take 2 tablespoons of old lang syne and call me in the morning.

I’ve tried remembering old acquaintances, but, they apparently weren’t interested in remembering back.

Sounds like presidential material