Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 23, 2021

Don’t be rude, Dolph.

Whenever a flight attendant starts with the seatbelt demonstration, I always wonder if there is anyone left on the planet who has never seen or used one.

Is there an Air Marshal? and what about TSA screening?

Those reindeer have some pretty big thighs. Working out or steroids?

Is Santa taking on passengers?

Emergency exit?

I do make a mental note on how many seats I have to crawl past to get to an exit. My plan is to go out the nearest hole, which might not be one put in the plane by its designers.

NO ONE HAS EVER SAID IT BETTER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46fOtLfYC4Q

LOL!!

LMAO!

Rudolf might like it more if he added some humor to his spiel.

It would be nice if the airlines would include “how to properly wear a mask” with their safety instructions. Hanging-from-the-tip-of-the-nose is not acceptable or effective.

In the event of a water landing, Santa doubles as a flotation device.

When they demonstrate the high-tech seat belt buckle thingy, I always want to interrupt and ask them to show us again, but slower…

A demonstration on poop suppression would be appropriate.

Now this a double knee slapper!

And, we have eliminated our in-flight snack of cookies because some have nuts in them and almost all have wheat.