Whenever a flight attendant starts with the seatbelt demonstration, I always wonder if there is anyone left on the planet who has never seen or used one.
I do make a mental note on how many seats I have to crawl past to get to an exit. My plan is to go out the nearest hole, which might not be one put in the plane by its designers.
It would be nice if the airlines would include “how to properly wear a mask” with their safety instructions. Hanging-from-the-tip-of-the-nose is not acceptable or effective.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t be rude, Dolph.
Nuliajuk almost 3 years ago
Whenever a flight attendant starts with the seatbelt demonstration, I always wonder if there is anyone left on the planet who has never seen or used one.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Is there an Air Marshal? and what about TSA screening?
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Those reindeer have some pretty big thighs. Working out or steroids?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Is Santa taking on passengers?
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Emergency exit?
dflak almost 3 years ago
I do make a mental note on how many seats I have to crawl past to get to an exit. My plan is to go out the nearest hole, which might not be one put in the plane by its designers.
Masterskrain almost 3 years ago
NO ONE HAS EVER SAID IT BETTER!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46fOtLfYC4Q
akachman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
LOL!!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
LMAO!
rastapopilos almost 3 years ago
Rudolf might like it more if he added some humor to his spiel.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
It would be nice if the airlines would include “how to properly wear a mask” with their safety instructions. Hanging-from-the-tip-of-the-nose is not acceptable or effective.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
In the event of a water landing, Santa doubles as a flotation device.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When they demonstrate the high-tech seat belt buckle thingy, I always want to interrupt and ask them to show us again, but slower…
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
A demonstration on poop suppression would be appropriate.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Now this a double knee slapper!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And, we have eliminated our in-flight snack of cookies because some have nuts in them and almost all have wheat.