Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 19, 2021

Gary, try joining a Procrastinators Support Group, if you ever get around to it!!!

This is the type of thing that drives Leopold to try and kill Gary.

Just concentrate your efforts on finding a way to get Leo to wear pants, Gary.

Get organized, Gary. First…you have bat flight capability. Start with short trips to nearby attractions then branch out and before you know it you’re at the Grand Canyon.

Say good night Gary….lol

Like talking to a brick wall.

I’m with Gary. I don’t really want to travel. I just want to be able to travel. And, maybe, to remember the good parts of it later. But, actually travelling? Not so much.

The story of the creation of the Statue of Liberty is fascinating. It almost didn’t happen.

Gary’s an armchair traveler.

Those overnight trips are rough on vampires when there are flight delays.

Be sure to take a large black plastic sack to get inside during daylight, the same as some smoke jumpers might use in case the fire comes after them

This is one of those days when I feel sympathetic with Leopold in his exasperation with Gary!

Good grief, Gary! Get off your duff and go, go, go!

Don’t cry, Leo.

Have you noticed that the couch has no legs and no seat cushions.

Focus, Gary. Focus.