Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 07, 2022

Don’t forget to send them postcards from all over the world.

I still firmly believe the Fraggles steal socks! Boober Fraggle was always washing socks, and none of them wear them!

Sock it to them.

And what if it was from the house next door?

Great job, making them look maniacal!

… And thus began a tradition kept in every household around the world.

So THATS where they goooooo

I put my socks (and other small items) in a small, mesh, zippered bag. Haven’t lost any items since.

I really hate those guys…

Install a spy camera, elf it’s the last thing I do.

Why is Santa stealing all the socks? :)

Phase 1: Steal socks

Phase 2:

Phase 3: Profit

Socks not matching is a minor problem … while walking into work one day years ago, I looked down and noticed my shoes … one black … one brown …! (still paying for that, but the socks were good to go)

I buy my socks a dozen pairs at a time, and always the same ones I have gotten for years no problems

At the age of 69 and retired, I’ve realized that very few people are looking at my feet, and fewer still care a rat’s butt whether my socks match. So I’m starting to wear all the old mismatched socks that have been piling up in the dresser drawer. They do the job of keeping my feet warm just fine.

Ha ha. Me not uses socks. Me goes with me bear feet.

They steal socks from the dryer and leave tupperware lids that don’t fit anything in the cupboard.