Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 08, 2022

Not quite a rooster roadster.

It’s a Chicken Coupe.

Geez, that was too easy. ;-)

Let us not forget that Chicken Man drove the Chicken Coupé. (“He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!”)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a chicken coupe.

After the chicken coup, the chick declared herself president-for-life.

Hmmm! Not too much mileage either. Well, I’ll think about it and get back to you!

I thought about it!

Are you out of your clucking mind?

Why did the little old chicken only cross the road on Sundays?

Why did the chicken cross the road on Sundays? To avoid the KFC.

Ugh. Groaner.

I don’t see any doors, just windows.

I ordered a chicken from Amazon. Then I ordered an egg. I’ll let you know.

(Okay I lifted that gag, but I don’t know where I saw it. If it belongs to you, just claim it and I will return it happily.)

Caveat emptor … that coop is all flocked up …!

And, as the scene widens, we see foxes hiding in ‘the boss’ office.

How many variants of this chicken theme are there?

“Is this some kind of a chicken joke????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” :)

What about that wrecked car that was just brought in on a flatbed tow-truck? Salesman: That one was owned by a squirrel.

A coup only has 2 doors, because if it was a sedan it would have 4.