Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 11, 2022

I don’t worry so much about our house being possessed as I do about it being repossessed.

Well, if it is possessed, it may cost you your life.

How much can we charge for tours of The Murder House?

I always wonder why people hang around to find out. I would be out of there faster than you could blink. Probably, the ones who wait around are doing it for the camera.

It’s all about perspective

redrum

More importantly, can they sell the movie rights and then have a convenient garage sale.

No two minds think alike…

“Wait a minute! That’s raspberry jam!”

Free paint job!!!

Only Stephen King, and maybe The Shadow know.

Call your local blood bank. Perhaps they could collect it and re-use it.

Bloody Hell …!

" The House That Dripped Blood"- movie in the early 70’s.

You can make a lotta blood pudding (ewww, that’s more repulsive than haggis.). Sorry, Scotsmen.

Child: “There’s a weird noise in the kitchen. Oh no, please don’t be a monster.“

Adult: “There’s a weird noise in the kitchen. Oh god, please don’t let it be a sign that the refrigerator is about to fail.“

Despite those surface differences, they still have to drive toward the same goal: determining the cause.