Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 26, 2022

Oops, my bad. I thought it said he goes to ‘Vegas’

He’s at cantaloupe ramming speed. Plans to turnip victorious and declare peas.

I suppose he is one of the ones who tries to shove it down your throat.

Is that a spear of the realm?

Sir Lentilot aborted the attack – he had to go for a pea…

From the garden of the Jolly Green Giant!

Right Ralph, and the artichoke wants it back!

And the eye of the potato.

Well, they have to serve something at that Round Table.

His catapult has 5 speeds: mixed shot, purée Hell, stir it up, chop you, and liquified lightening (only for those who love the smell of napalm in the morning) …! GERONIMO

Good thing there’s no moat. It would be stinky.

So, these people are the size of ants?

Not the first time comics vegetables have been weaponized…

https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump/2019/05/10