Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 07, 2022

Always quite th’embarrassment.

First, you forget names. Then, you forget faces. Up next, you forget to zip up. Lastly, you forget to zip down.

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And sadly at my age no one cares.

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Barn door is open :-)

Being so mordbily obese how can he tell if he is not told?

It pays to advertise!

There should be an app to tell you these things

That’s pretty quick.

Worse though when you realize its been down since you dressed in the morning

Not an issue if you wear fancy underwear. After all, the young people wear their pants halfway down the their posteriors showing off their undies.

But you do remember to wash your hands.

Now, how to discretely zip it back up.

On his way into the supermarket, a man walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, “Your barracks door is open.”Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, “Your fly is open.”

He zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier’s checkout, the lady who told him about his barracks door. He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when he reached her counter he said, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?”

The lady thought for a moment and said, “No. No I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.”

hard to notice when you can’t see it.

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So if you don’t realize it, does that mean you’re not a Plugger?

Seriously, this guy hasn’t seen his zipper, except in a mirror, for years.

Yes, me gets em-bear-assed like this too.

Supposed true story, Winston Churchill was making a campaign speech, when an aide handed him a note. He read the note, wrote an answer and handed it back. After his speech, the press wanted to know what was in the note. The Prime Minister told them it said, “Sir your fly is open.”. Another reporter asked his answer. He answered," Dead birds don’t fall out of the nest! "

Embarrassing? not when you’re a plugger.

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