Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 27, 2021

Some guys need a little more instructions.

Maybe she should start him on two play and work up from there.

Is this like my Mickey Mouse watch? When Mickey’s big hand is on the 12, and his little hand is on Minnie’s thigh…

You naughty Goldilocks you.

“Now scratch my foot….”

So 3 o’clock and 9 o’clock too cup your buns ?

Is this a game of how to tell time? Or is it Simon says do this?

She’s assuming that he had Basic (Human) Anatomy 101 unless she covered that in a previous class.

Fore or aft with the little hand. Many of us need detailed instructions, delivered in the frankest (read crudest) terms.

“Teaching him foreplay”? Ha!! Go low enough, and it’ll be fiveplay — but tickling the toes tends not to be counted as foreplay…depending on what you’re tickling them with!!

where do i sign up?

This sounds more like a racy version of the Hokey Pokey.

Imagining how things would’ve been different if Paul Anka had written “Put Your Hand on My Tittieeeeeeesss.”

HIM: Oh baby, let me be your Teddy Bear! You got me All Shook Up. I’m so excited, my private part feel like they’re caught in a trap and they can’t get out – HUUH!

HER: I’m only 14 so you’ll get off me if you don’t wanna be doin’ the Jailhouse Rock.

Looks like he was never given “the talk” when growing up….lol

From “The Big Bang Theory”:

Howard: Had a great night last night. I don’t like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.

Leonard: What the he!! is eighth base?

Howard: Seventh base with shirt off. Well, my shirt.

I prefer my women and my cars to require as little warmup as possible; to be ready to roll as soon as I slide in.

When I get low enough I have a surprise for you.

It’s going to be screamies time when she gets a look at the back of his horrible wrinkly hand (see original art for gory detail.)

I heard foreplay begins when you wake up. I agree. The soft, sweet feel of my lady next to me… The older I get the more I appreciate.

Speaking of appreciation, today’s cartoon is great, John! I am a very attentive and obedient student, but a very quick study!

“And remember to yell ‘Fore!’ before you move that ball down the course towards the first hole.”

Yes, but how can you tell if it’s time?

Unfortunately, he had to repeat third grade—er, base—twice.

man, i always wanted one o’ them models that came with an instruction manual…

I thought the hand position was 10 & 2, not 10 and 6?

Can I be next , teacher ?? Huh, can I, can I ??

BTW, John, for the link to First Kiss #1, 1957, there WAS no link; we can’t connect.

Extremely sexual suggestion. But I agree with her. lol

Wow. Talk about winning the lottery!

Well … what do you know. He does have a big hand and a little hand!

https://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/fore-fun/

op nevermind