bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 27, 2021

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A Norman Vincent Peale disciple.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    Fir what it’s worth, you’re miss-taken.

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    Pony99CA  almost 3 years ago

    If you’re lucky, you’ll end up in a compost pile. If you’re unlucky, in the wood chipper. It’s not a tree-mendous choice.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I resolve to be mulch in the park!

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    Duane Ott  almost 3 years ago

    When I was a teenager, I thought mulch was related to munch, i.e., “After I mulched that pizza right down, I just munched on the bread sticks.”

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    That’s what you think, spruce breath.

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    We sink many of the trees in lakes to provide a habitat for the critters that lurk down there.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But – man am I dry! Sure hope he stops somewhere so that I can wet my whistle!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of an old cartoon with the dog in the front seat of the car, happily hanging his head out of the window. He’s shouting to all his dog friends, “Hey guys, guess what? I’m going to get tutored!”

    Ignorance is bliss.

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