Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 10, 2022

I saw a nature show that said they can deliver a swift, vicious bite or claw if provoked or frightened.

Week six of the Sloth Trial, and it is believed that he may be preparing to answer his first question.

So much for the right to a speedy trial.

“Your alibi is that you were at the nail salon..?”

It takes him 3 days to tell a shaggy dog dad joke.

I can no longer look at a sloth without thinking about the DMV.

His attorney should move for a mistrial. His client’s being named for one of the Seven Deadly Sins can’t help but prejudice the jury.

I think he’s sleeping.

Sloths look terrifying when wet.https://preview.redd.it/73ffstse0jt51.jpg?auto=webp&s=789c4fa06c4b0b196a09015f212dc7448f721282

Walk away!! Walk for your lives! The killer sloth is on the loose!

This calls for Ninja Sloth!

If he did kill, I would expect it to be a very slow death or possibly caused by neglect or boring someone to death … unless … it was the Ninja Sloth.

Why is the DMV employee on trial?