Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 05, 2022

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    We met at a hoe down.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 3 years ago

    “Meet my better half.”

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    funny, funny!!

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Can’t wait to read all the word play later.

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    catmom1360  almost 3 years ago

    Ick.

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    catmom1360  almost 3 years ago

    I hate half a worm when I was seven. A boy I liked told me to do so.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    “Oh yes I do. That guy’s such an a…..”

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    As you all know, the only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding half a worm.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    I knew him well in earlier days – but he’s half the guy he used to be then…

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    meg_grif  almost 3 years ago

    He’s standing there beside himself…

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Cut from the same cloth.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    That “tail end” kind of looks like it is actually (or should be) another head end. It appears to have a clitellum (a collar-like structure). A clitellum is normally located near the head end. You can see it more clearly on the other two worms (worm parts). [Of course, earthworms don’t ‘technically’ have eyes either.]

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    Is this what a split personality looks like?

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    orfreebird  almost 3 years ago

    She’s my better half …

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “We met at this joint…”

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    eliasgasparini  almost 3 years ago

    The future will show they’re a perfect match!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Did we come in at the tail end?

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    What goes around comes around.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, we used to be inseparable…then came the fatal day: Invasion of the Giant Spade

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Every time we have an argument, its heads you win, tails I lose.”

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    joefearsnothing  almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of my nightcrawler hunting days as a youth! I frequently ended up with a bucket full of half worms! I found it nearly impossible to pull with patience! ;o{

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    They’re related…

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    brick10  almost 3 years ago

    Only 1 clitellum (that band) per earthworm.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    The one worm looks like a Priest. Must be a divorce counselling.

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    Liza Saint  almost 3 years ago

    “This is my better half.”

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    Can worms be arrested for incest?

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    walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What a cutting remark.

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    bob  almost 3 years ago

    This reminds me of Far Side by Larson

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    mikeywilly  almost 3 years ago

    True Disassociative Identity Disorder!;-)

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    Caeruleancentaur  almost 3 years ago

    I assume the two halves are of the same worm since one of the halves as no eyes. As you can see on the whole worm there’s only one clitellum near the head. There should be no clitellum at the tail of the cut worm.

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    C wolfe  almost 3 years ago

    FYI: The clitellum is part of the reproductive tract of the earthworm.

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “He used to be my butt.”

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