A fool and his money are soon parted
I had an umbrella with a broken spoke and I waited a while before I replaced the umbrella.
Truth in advertising.
That way they can buy two for the price of one.
The perfect thing when it’s only raining half-day…
Half an umbrella for a half-wit.
With that kind of sales resistance it’s a wonder he has any money left
“I bought three of them.”
It’s true, 50% of the umbrella is off.
At least he got the handle side.
If if actually rains, he’ll need to switch it to his other hand.
LITERALLY
A prop used in Winnie the Pooh and the mildly breezy day
Makes you more manly as you cover your sweety.. your chivalry will be rewarded by her taking care of you when sick with pneumonia.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Penny’s?
He heard boy’s pants were half off
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, so, if you use this umbrella in Spain and it rains, be sure the good side is over the plain. Phew! I’m just trying to be helpful.
It’s a goods thing they weren’t 70% off!!!
You’re good, tomorrow there’s only a 50% chance of rain.
You need 2 to make a set.
Old joke. But I’m old, too, so I laughed!
You got a deal! It looks like you got 100% of the handle!
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
C almost 3 years ago
A fool and his money are soon parted
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
I had an umbrella with a broken spoke and I waited a while before I replaced the umbrella.
Lucy Rudy almost 3 years ago
Truth in advertising.
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
That way they can buy two for the price of one.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
The perfect thing when it’s only raining half-day…
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
Half an umbrella for a half-wit.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
With that kind of sales resistance it’s a wonder he has any money left
tremaine53 almost 3 years ago
“I bought three of them.”
dflak almost 3 years ago
It’s true, 50% of the umbrella is off.
NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At least he got the handle side.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
If if actually rains, he’ll need to switch it to his other hand.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
LITERALLY
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A prop used in Winnie the Pooh and the mildly breezy day
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Makes you more manly as you cover your sweety.. your chivalry will be rewarded by her taking care of you when sick with pneumonia.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
Why did Michael Jackson go to Penny’s?
He heard boy’s pants were half off
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, so, if you use this umbrella in Spain and it rains, be sure the good side is over the plain. Phew! I’m just trying to be helpful.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
It’s a goods thing they weren’t 70% off!!!
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
You’re good, tomorrow there’s only a 50% chance of rain.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
You need 2 to make a set.
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Old joke. But I’m old, too, so I laughed!
daking27 almost 3 years ago
You got a deal! It looks like you got 100% of the handle!