Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 13, 2022

“And will you please fill out this performance survey?”

actually they used to use parts of coins, or bits as money. ever wondered why a quarter was called 2 bits?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit_(money)

bitcoin, in present terms, has to do with the data use of bits and bytes

The horse doesn’t look to concerned.

The guy getting robbed, kinda looks like Pettifogger.

Lot of that going around

I, too, will accept a bit of coin.

So the bow and arrow were the first examples of ransomware?

How about credit cards only? Like the concession stands and vendors at an NFL game near The Count.

Crypto currency: you’re literally paying a premium for the same electricity you get out of your wall socket.

Stand and deliver!

I’m the dandy highwayman who you’re too scared to mention

I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention

The devil take your stereo and your record collection (oh-oh)

The way you look you’ll qualify for next year’s old age pension

I accept all kinds of payments but definitely not bitcoin.

So, what happens if you go into Walmart and try to buy groceries with Gold?

Crypto Currency has fallen a lot in the past two months, around 40%. Crypto currency is nothing but a pyramid scheme. Stick to the stock marker. At least its calculated gambling.

With the current obsession with bit coins, I’m really hoping people are washing their coins before biting them. Money is filthy and shouldn’t go anywhere near ones mouth. Guess that’s why money laundering is also so popular.

Robin Hood for the 21st century.

“Give me all of your lupins.”

Can the archer see through his hat? I hope he can, for his buddy’s sake.

They must be DESPERATE.

W.C. Fields’ many-times great-grandfather…

Lawyers and Other Reptiles by Jess Brallier

So does Uncle Sam….

Seems like it would be rather hard to draw the bow with your hand that far up on it.

I’d fight back: they guy with the blade is off balance with that stance, and the oaf doesn’t have the vaguest clue about how to properly use a bow.