Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 30, 2022

Roland must feel good about his job security.

Not only is Roland a journalistic [prostitute], he’s actually proud of it.

Look at the sad look on Roland’s face. I think it’s supposed to tell us he’s writing from the heart.

He seems to have a permanent sneer or smirk on his face!!

Good work, Garry! I lean conservative, but I can certainly appreciate wit no matter which side of the aisle it comes from or where it’s aimed. Keep on keeping on.

I’m having a tough time wrapping my mind around that fifth tweet…

Ronald is another one of the persons that never age

He swore me to secrecy, but that was after I sent out this tweet. LOL

I’ve said this before, but Roland out-does his ancestor. Check out the Pinto Letters: https://www.jstor.org/stable/30227463

I’m glad to see a Doonesbury comic that’s just funny without political overtones.

I bet the reason why there are so many available seats at Trump “rallies” is because his anti-vaxxer “fans” are down with COVID!!

Fox News recently hired Dolly Parton as an anchor. In response, CNN hired Mother Marcus, Canoga Falls, most voluptuous female.

If he worked for CNN he could whack off on air and get his job back.

Trudeau still fixated on Trump and FNC. I guess there is nothing Biden does that is cringeworthy enough for him. Sniffing female adult and kids’ hair Having kids stroke the hair on his legs. Afghanistan fiasco. Inflation. Soaring gas prices. Empty shelves. Yep. Nothing to pole fun at there.

Selling something as an NFT, when it really is a token, doesn’t seem right.

The third panel really gave me a laugh. “After I sent out this tweet.”

Like that joke about the phony Roman coin dated “23 BC.”

Yes, Tucker Carlson is an imbecile. Yes, Tucker Carlson is compulsively dishonest. But in his bats__t crazy “documentary” wherein he attempts to paint the January 6th insurrection as a “false flag” operation, he reveals himself to be worse yet. He is defending (and probably enabling) traitors to the United States of America. He is, not to put too fine a point on it. EVIL.

People who don’t wear masks really shouldn’t talk about ethical quandaries.

Fox doesn’t mind gaslighting about vaccines. They have a strict policy that everyone who works there is vaccinated and frequently tested, yet they spout anti-vax crap on the air. Apparently, Fox viewers are fine with this. Meanwhile, healthcare workers are completely overwhelmed and many can’t get help for nonCovid issues, of which there are many. Rupert Murdoch should be sued. There are approximately a million Covid deaths in the US and probably many more. This past week, we saw Neil Young take a stand against Spotify for allowing anti-vax crap on their airwaves. Mr. Young was a victim of misinformation regarding polio years ago.

“Having race as a qualification for a Supreme Court appointee is not racist!” …..MSNBC, CNN, NYT,…..

Trudeau and his fans truly live in a bubble hatred, contempt, lies and delusion.

“Self vaccinating”…

Well GT, I thought some of your recent ones were indicating that your sharpness had dulled. Good to see that you have gotten a better point on your quill again.

What’s the deal with Headly’s Hat? It’s complicated and must be a challenge to draw, but where the heck did the idea come from? Yeah, yeah I know, Fox stinks, but really, what about that hat?

Roland B Hedley Jr: Success! Brian Seltzer bought the NFTs. I don’t know how he could afford it but I’m not complaining. He even offered me a job at his network if I would smoke crack and cut myself simultaneously. Seriously thinking about it.

Don’t forget leaving Fox “to spend more time with my family … and mistress”.

Say what you want about Tucker, and as an anti-totalitarian leftist I largely do not agree with him politically, but at least he has the courage to criticise the totalitarian genocidal imperialistic fundamentalist genocide-camp enforcing bigots in the CCP whereas virtually all other news and entertainment media do not dare to take the risk, as it is genuinely dangerous.

Strictly focusing on smearing the people who you personally disagree with by using vastly exaggerated slurs that try to limit people’s entire personalities into narrow ill-fitting boxes (whether that means calling them “Nazi istophobes” or “traitorous infanticidal Commies”), but do dare to take the risk, and are for the principles of freedom and democracy, instead of focusing on the genuine forces of tyrannical pure evil in the world, to help sow general division in the comparatively free world, is a very low and cowardly blow, all things considered.

Please start listening to Russell Brand instead. He is a sane and well-intentioned leftist who rejects onesided hatred, and welcomes everybody.

I loved Roland the Reagan brain explorer. As Roland did his best Dr Livingston looking for Reagan’s lost memories.

Trudeau doesn’t need to satirize FOX “News.” It’s already one of the biggest jokes on the air. Unfortunately its brainwashed viewers can’t see that.

More sick crap from a very sick mind.

are these tweets or his diary?

Panel 4 is the story here

Panel 5: Was it vaccine or was he just skin popping?

So if the Republicans succeed in overthrowing the government and installing a Christian dictatorship, will everyone at FOX be out of a job?

’24 is coming! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

the 4th panel is my favorite!!!

Sad that Trudeau hasn’t figured out who is in the White House now.

Has any Doonesbury character died of COVID-19?

So Carlson makes big bucks on Fox news touting Trump, big deal. Anderson Cooper makes big bucks on CNN crapping on him. Two sides of the same coin. As a matter of fact, Trudeau, you have been making big bucks off Trump for decades now.

Roland had a wife at one time(“Honey,where’s my Mike Wallace coat?”)

I’m assuming she got disgusted and left him for Bill Beutel.