Strange Brew by John Deering for January 11, 2022

These boots were made for prancing / And that’s just what they’ll do…

That’s John Big-Bootie.

A certain recently past president would like that. They’d hide his lifts.

He’ll need suspenders to hold them thar boots on his feet.

Looks like the goose step is going to be big too.

Need hats that bring out the texture and color of the scrapes and fecal matter on the boots.

The guy on the far left looks like he graduated from The Ministry of Silly Walks.

Cue the trendy female Millennials wearing cowboy boots with literally every outfit…

They’ll be high and trippin’ on those!

When you got a winning style, you just go with it……

Really tall hats and very loose jeans may have seen their day. Until the next fashion cycle.

Looks like the guy in back is wearing thigh highs.

Cowboy fashion sense has not evolved much.

Spray them with flex steel, and you’re set foe fly fishing.

They’ll all wind up in Boot Hill.