Around here the speeders equate the left lane with tickets. They weave back & forth between the right & middle, tailgating, blocking mergers, and cutting folks off while the left is wide open.
Since the other sane drivers are going just as fast as you are, you will never overtake them, and they will never overtake you. However, you’re guaranteed to eventually catch up to those dawdly jerks ahead of you, and those impatient assholes in back will always end up tailgating you. Therefore it’s simple logic that the only other drivers you encounter will always be either jerks or assholes. QED.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Down our way, every lane is the fast lane for some. But it is different almost every block so they have to change lanes a lot to catch it.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I drive an eighteen year old Ford Focus. I’d need a whole new lane just for my car.
carlosrivers almost 3 years ago
I’ll drive 80 miles an hour through a construction zone in the right lane and still be that slow guy that bothers everyone
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
Around here the speeders equate the left lane with tickets. They weave back & forth between the right & middle, tailgating, blocking mergers, and cutting folks off while the left is wide open.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Add one more lane, “Drivers like that annoying person in front of you.”
walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A metaphor for my so-called career. Oh well, now I’m retired, who cares? Yippee!
kaylin almost 3 years ago
With all the “road rage” going on, I’m afraid to drive on highways. I drive the speed limit or just a little over the limit.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Surely make you lose your mind.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Here’s a mathematical proof of why the only kinds of drivers you encounter on the open road are either jerks or assholes. We begin with definitions:
(a) A sane driver is anyone like you, who drives at exactly the right speed.
(b) A jerk is anyone who goes slower than that.
© An asshole is anyone who goes faster.
Since the other sane drivers are going just as fast as you are, you will never overtake them, and they will never overtake you. However, you’re guaranteed to eventually catch up to those dawdly jerks ahead of you, and those impatient assholes in back will always end up tailgating you. Therefore it’s simple logic that the only other drivers you encounter will always be either jerks or assholes. QED.
Norris66 almost 3 years ago
Cars Like Mine? rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away….the frame is bent, the muffler went. Can I get a push?