Maria's Day by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for January 15, 2022

That Maria is quite a, oh, what’s the word I’m looking for…?

Study your children, they are true educators.

Best friends with Calvin’s dad, is he?

I spent 65 years building my character. Then I packed it up and moved 1200 miles south until someone looked at my snow shovel and said “What the hell is that thing?”