Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 12, 2022

But who’s your biggest fan?

Now that makes a little more sense

“That one over there is really cool.”

I want a search engine that actually only returns one thing.

Can someone please explain what “only fans” refers to? So far, this strip is the closest I’ve come to learning!

So far, they haven’t stuck an ad in your face before showing the search results.

Cool!

Good thing this is a family site.

He’s looking for a compatible partner…

A fan with a hand that can scratch your back while it cools you. Super idea!

I agree with Ralph about this one.

Bottom row, middle has a great set of blades …!

Proof! Each species has its own Pornhub.

Well, I hope your happy. Now I’m going to be stuck on that site for hours!

“But still he’ll stick is fingers in the fan” .—John B. Sebastian, in a song about how comprehensively he’ll raise his little boy.