Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 07, 2022

I’m glad we’re not being shown Dali Parton.

Ya gotta wonder what Jolene’s special skills were if Dolly couldn’t compete.

Is that Jack Spratt?

O.K., you snuck in a song AND a movie!

I thought if anybody would have it, Dollywood.

She’s come a lot way since Porter Wagoner.

Yeah. I laughed.

“I’m begging of you please don’t take my ham”

What a way to make a living

One of Johnny Carson’s best comments to a guest…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2W8ZC7pkM

I love Dolly, so I can’t be mad at this bad bad pun

Don’t panic and turn into a frank fretter.

Dolly has two things I don’t have, talent and money!

I bought a photo album of Dolly’s greatist hits. I was disappointed.

I don’t get it. Was that a cow lullaby song?

I’m begging of you, please don’t take my ham!

Anybody else creeped out that we can see the guy’s mustache but not his eye?