Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 27, 2022

Well, you just have to, now.

Well, he’s from the future, so at least a few must have survived the current times. On the other hand, he’s dressed in red, so he must be the sacrificial crew member. But if that’s true, why is he smiling? So many questions.

Spoiler alert, yes I must.

I’ll tell you how this story arc ends.

I can only travel forward through time, but I do it at a rate of 3600 sec/hr.

So … does he know how his death in the past affects his future?

Spoiler alert, he is from a time when Cliff is President.

If he’s from the future, why does he dress like Flash Gordon from the 1940s?

That’s her little boy, all grown up…

Spoilers, sweetie!

Spoiler alert! She hates it.

Spoiler Alert, this is how we talk in the future. Spoiler Alert, may I use your bathroom?

Or, you can dress up in a futuristic outift, and show up somewhere and keep saying, “I knew that was going to happen.” Or, if disaster occurs you get to say, “I’m not allowed to alter the time stream.”

Time Travellers Sttrictly Cash

It’s a time traveler mandate.

From the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode Trials and Tribble-ations:

LUCSLY: James T Kirk.

SISKO: The one and only.

LUCSLY: Seventeen separate temporal violations. The biggest file on record.

DULMUR: The man was a menace.

I knew you were going to say that.

“Firing rear thrusters!”

“Why couldn’t you give me a spoiler alert on that?”

Yes. Yes he must.

I’m afraid so… Mom and Dad!

And what’s up with the excessive air quotes?

If you’re not here to give spoilers, just don’t identify yourself as being from the future.

Spoiler alert. We don’t breathe air anymore

As do I.

Spoiler alert. Sports cars trying to look they can drive fast.

Oooh this can’t get any worse than it already is….right?

Well, I guess they would, wouldn’t they?

“Depends. Do want to live past the next ten minutes or let the meteor catch you by surprise again?”

“Ugh, makes me want to never have kids!” POOF! “Hey, where’d he go?” “Who?” “Who what?” “Huh?” “Never mind.”

Time travelers can always tell you tomorrow’s winning lotto numbers.