B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 16, 2022

It’s all about perspective.

Poop?

Many of us have our heads up our asses when we first wake up. “Leave me be, dammit! I’m still sleepy!”.

Takes me a moment to get it pointed straight too ! ;-)

Good and morning are contradictory terms.

So now you have a backdoor… Good for you. :)

…. at this point, I don’t wanna recall my anatomy classes… nu-uh (please let it stop)

Last panel is me after my 2nd coffee…..

If his nose runs, and his feet smell, and his head wags. He need a rebuild. For all his parts are either backwards or upside down.

Must have paid extra for that shell with two head-holes!

reminds me of the scene in “We Were Soldiers”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwATvALiQ_8

Soooo, he was talking out his az? …ick

Obviously poop was a poor choice for that move, unless, of course, it was intended for cute.

He got out on the wrong side of his shell…

Put his head through the back flap of his union suit.

Yep, if you hear poop you are for certain on the wrong side.

“Oh, crap!”

So many allegories come to mind….

Waaait a minute here!

Morning is broken.

Learn to use the right aperture for the right orifice, John!

“Poop-poop-pe-doo!”

If only it were always that easy!

An easy fix.

East is least and west is best. (Bell Telephone Laboratories Flight Ground School Club -101, c. 1968.)

Oh, if it were only that simple!

Hmmmm, does that make him a poop head?

Real tortoises can’t does this, folks. Only cartoon tortoises.

that like having your head up your….?