Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 07, 2022

Sure she does.

And she feels just like you, too.

It could happen to anyone

His next challenge is get them both in the same bed at the same time.

Marry them both and you will save on the in-laws.

I didn’t know I made a mistake until I realized that she’s better than you.

Don’t worry Honey there’s enough of Me for both of you Girls !

So I guess the old “all cats are grey in the dark” argument isn’t going to work here.

Two arms, two legs, two……..

This must be the ad for Doublemint Gum that didn’t make the cut.

“So does your brother and sister. Oh wait….did I say that outloud?”

Join us and you’ll see.

Don’t cry. A femme fatale would tell him that she’s been with his brother, and then she’d shoot this guy in the boxer shorts.

And later that night he discovers that he’s just been turning on the TV. And I don’t think that means channel surfing. Both their wives are finding their interests being piqued.

Likely story…

Yup …. from that angle, they all pretty much look the same

GUY: Tell the audience how many fingers I’m holding up. Oh, and don’t forget – we’ve got tickets to hear Beethoven’s FIFTH tomorrow. And we’re out of Scotch so we better stop and pick up a FIFTH on the way home.

GAL: 4?

“I mean parts are parts, you know. Honey?”

“But you know I sleep on the left side!”

But her mole is on her right side

His thoughts of her to wed, all ended when her sister he did bed. She wanted monogamy but he wanted polyamory. So she shot him dead.

Wait, I thought it was going to be a threesome?

Hey, it was dark and I was drunk… now that I think about it, she didn’t seem to mind…

Be careful in the dark. All alley cats are the same color.

Not sure if it is true, but I’ve heard a story about identical twin men who would occasionally swap wives without their knowledge.

Here’s a fun thing…when reading a fortune cookie, add “in bed” to the end.

Who was better?

Unless she has a twin sister, this excuse is not gonna fly . . . But that reminds me of this Golden Oldie:

“I used to date a girl who had a twin.”

How did you tell them apart?

“Her brother wore glasses.”

“That was my BROTHER!!”

There’s a real X rated joke similar to this that I can’t repeat here…..

K sera sera

In the Book of Genesis, Jacob worked for 7 years for Laban to get Laban’s daughter Rachel. Then Laban told Jacob that Jacob had to marry the older sister Leah first. The Bible is full of really twisted stories.