We are here to make more of us and thus give the wheel another spin. Beyond that, have fun, and BTW, giving that wheel another spin isn’t at all necessary anymore.
Smart Ass ice cream aka no machine necessary. For the longest my granddaughter would have no other. Thanks for reminding me, Smartty Ass (we be kin.)No Churn homemade vanilla ice cream https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/no-churn-vanilla-ice-cream-3364776 aka Easy as Pie to put it on.
It’s sad that not everyone will accept it but the Bible is clear that our purpose is to love and serve God with all our heart, soul, mind, and strength. We are to love our neighbors and reach out to them with the love of Christ.
“Perhaps I’m old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what’s actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, ‘Hang the sense of it,’ and keep yourself busy. I’d much rather be happy than right any day.”—Slartibartfast
True: Do my best.. my spoken aspiration. True: I’ve eaten a half gal. of IC in one setting every night for over 30 years. The last decade I’ve eased up.. about a quart/night. I’m 5’8”, 140 lbs, 21% body fat, gym fit.
One could say that is my life. Eh, same joy, anger and fear like everyone.
Tips: Only buy vanilla, add your own mix-ins. IC is sold by volume but in reality you are paying by weight. Weigh the products and be blown away! Best is, imo, Kirkland Super Premium Vanilla.
Simple solutions may work for simple Pig, but unfortunately the World is not so simple, and the Wise Ass on the Hill is not so wise as he pretends to be….
jmarkoff2 almost 3 years ago
I have never been interested in why we are here and what it means. I think I’ll just let the mystery be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaoR5m4L80
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Beer… why do they always forget about the beer?
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
So instead of “Hallelujah” we should say “Ben and Jerry”?
willispate almost 3 years ago
this reminds me of a scene from the Mixels (the LEGO brand with the same name): Ice Cream does make everything better.
DennisinSeattle almost 3 years ago
I’m out of ice cream, but I just opened a bottle of bourbon.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Keeps the ice cream. Gimme the beer. And yer picanic baskets of course. This what me lives for.
Gent almost 3 years ago
We is here on this earth to eats Pig.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 3 years ago
How about a bit of chocolate sauce with the vanilla?
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ll take beer and a pigcicle (ribs) over ice cream.
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
I’m sick of the smart ass on the hill.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Reminds me a little of God’s message to Jerry Landers (to spread to others) in Oh, God!
iggyman almost 3 years ago
I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think your first mistake is in thinking there’s a “why”.
The Fly Hunter almost 3 years ago
Darn right!
Alexander the Good Enough almost 3 years ago
We are here to make more of us and thus give the wheel another spin. Beyond that, have fun, and BTW, giving that wheel another spin isn’t at all necessary anymore.
AndreasMartin almost 3 years ago
He has mastered the rocky road to wisdom.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In Cincinnati it is called Being Governed by a Graeters Power. It’s esoteric.
smartty cat almost 3 years ago
Smart Ass ice cream aka no machine necessary. For the longest my granddaughter would have no other. Thanks for reminding me, Smartty Ass (we be kin.)No Churn homemade vanilla ice cream https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/no-churn-vanilla-ice-cream-3364776 aka Easy as Pie to put it on.
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
We also have " Uptown Funk " ;-)
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
I could go for some ice cream.
diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why not?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
I’m with you.
HOTLOTUS1 almost 3 years ago
It’s probably Great Value. Don’t have alot of cash
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Life’s what you make it……I’ll have mint chocolate chip please….
john almost 3 years ago
It’s sad that not everyone will accept it but the Bible is clear that our purpose is to love and serve God with all our heart, soul, mind, and strength. We are to love our neighbors and reach out to them with the love of Christ.
johnschutt almost 3 years ago
The chief end of man is to glorify God and to enjoy him forever.
rshive almost 3 years ago
The wise ass speaks wisdom.
jtt almost 3 years ago
Lucretius would agree.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
My favorite flavor is chocolate Moose Tracks. That’s all I need in life.
198.23.5.11 almost 3 years ago
We’re all out of pineapple,gooseberry,and chocolate!!
sheashea almost 3 years ago
Life is good, especially if you have ice cream.
kaycstamper almost 3 years ago
Unless you’re diabetic. Even sugar-free ice cream has WAY too many carbs! If you make your own it doesn’t taste like ice cream.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Perhaps I’m old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what’s actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, ‘Hang the sense of it,’ and keep yourself busy. I’d much rather be happy than right any day.”—Slartibartfast
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
I would argue the answer is CHOCOLATE.
Ninette almost 3 years ago
True: Do my best.. my spoken aspiration. True: I’ve eaten a half gal. of IC in one setting every night for over 30 years. The last decade I’ve eased up.. about a quart/night. I’m 5’8”, 140 lbs, 21% body fat, gym fit.
One could say that is my life. Eh, same joy, anger and fear like everyone.
Tips: Only buy vanilla, add your own mix-ins. IC is sold by volume but in reality you are paying by weight. Weigh the products and be blown away! Best is, imo, Kirkland Super Premium Vanilla.
bigplayray almost 3 years ago
And don’t forget ICE Cold BEER!
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
He’s stayed up there all this time because the mountain peak goes up all the way through his a$$.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
‘Just’ ice cream is not the best we can do.
Rocky Road is the best!!
knight1192a almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of an old Robin Williams skit about pregnant women and mood swings. Only I don’t want to see either Pig or Rat finish that skit.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
If you got it, we have Blue bunny!
Calvin almost 3 years ago
Once You Taste GELATO you will NEVER go back to ice cream!!
Call me Ishmael almost 3 years ago
Lying here recovering from a quad bypass, reading this, is heartbreaking. Never again…sob !
chris_weaver almost 3 years ago
Another mystery solved!
Ermine Notyours almost 3 years ago
Peppermint ice cream is only sold at Christmas, so I bought some and I am waiting until summer to eat it.
bunrabbit99 almost 3 years ago
he forgot, “better with cake!”
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Not bad, Pastis. We needed this today.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Simple solutions may work for simple Pig, but unfortunately the World is not so simple, and the Wise Ass on the Hill is not so wise as he pretends to be….
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, he’s better than David Koresh, Marshall Herff Applewhite, Sun Myung Moon…
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mmmm, ice cream…