Self-inflicted pie shot to the head.
Slapstick to the very end.
Death by pie. Paramedics attempted to revive him with seltzer to the face but were unsuccessful.
Pie Pie cruel world…
It was his favorite, too! Lemon curd….
Pie-icide is NOT the way to go, you Bozo!
I tried that. But had my mouth open. Never got any on me.
It was an American pie.
He left a note reading, “This’ll be the day that I die.”
“Now please everyone; lock your wigs, let the air out of your shoes and prepare yourself for a period of simulated exhilaration. Everybody ready?”
Remorse, no doubt.
There are much worse ways to go.
Now, if only all the clowns in Washington would follow suit.
Until the ME rules that it was a bozocide it must be investigated as a homicide. They need to notify the CCIS.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Self-inflicted pie shot to the head.
eddie6192 almost 3 years ago
Slapstick to the very end.
dflak almost 3 years ago
Death by pie. Paramedics attempted to revive him with seltzer to the face but were unsuccessful.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Pie Pie cruel world…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
It was his favorite, too! Lemon curd….
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pie-icide is NOT the way to go, you Bozo!
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
I tried that. But had my mouth open. Never got any on me.
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It was an American pie.
He left a note reading, “This’ll be the day that I die.”
dfischer348 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Now please everyone; lock your wigs, let the air out of your shoes and prepare yourself for a period of simulated exhilaration. Everybody ready?”
AndrewSihler almost 3 years ago
Remorse, no doubt.
Chris Sherlock almost 3 years ago
There are much worse ways to go.
Ukko wilko almost 3 years ago
Now, if only all the clowns in Washington would follow suit.
C wolfe almost 3 years ago
Until the ME rules that it was a bozocide it must be investigated as a homicide. They need to notify the CCIS.