B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 24, 2022

. . . and the weather’s becoming unseasonably warm.

Be on the lookout for a little pyroclastic flow.

Friends Of Old Marvel. I used to be a member.

Going black in three…two…

At least the eggs are already fried.

That was no rooster !

Uh…you better leave…

Your morning sauna is about ready. But be quick about it before your day turns into ashes.

C’mon, you’d think he’d know the difference between a creature and a crater?

Rooster roosted where it shouldn’t have. Now it’s roasted.

Is that Mt. Rooster?

It is a misconception that roosters only crow at dawn. They crow all day long and all night long too. It’s the rest of the barnyard that gets noisy around daybreak. My cousin’s animals know when it starts getting light, the biped comes out to feed them, so they start demanding breakfast.

Major FOOM!! after many days!!

‘I don’t know where I’m a gonna go when the volcano blow.’

Ash you!

The dude might need to find another habitat. His cave has surprisingly smooth walls. It might be a lava tube, if so, it could be filling up pretty soon.

Kind of fitting for the people in Ukraine this morning

Well, damn. That’ll wake you up and make your coffee. Bye the way, I’ve been around roosters. They don’t just crow at dawn. The dirty little squawk lizards crow any time they feel like it all night long.

Maybe just a little, eh?

fried chicken anyone

That volcano is a-Pootin’!

Mother nature causing climate change. One volcano eruption pollutes the air more than all of mankind can in a thousand years.

If he lives in Herculaneum or Pompeii, he should move

Cock-a-doodle-boom!

Plus the air smells more pyroclastic than usual.

Foom-a-doodle-foo!

can’t get anything past him %

Would be cool living near an active volcano…until it went off!

If his cave is near modern day Kiev, that wasn’t a volcano.

Definitely louder wake up calls lately. The climate is definitely being changed.

“You’d sound different too if your but was on fire.”

crack of dawn…

What timing.

Rooster crow just got blown to Smithereens

Ah! A Marvel comics fan, eh?

I think “Foom” was taught in comic strip school. In the cartoon “Garfield: His Nine Lives” Garfield uses the word “Foom” when he learns how to talk in Life Number One.

FOOM! – Friends of Old Marvel (If you are a fan of Marvel Comics like Spider-Man and the X-Men).