Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 22, 2022

That will scare them a tine-y bit.

Fork you!

I guess you have a point.

Time to get out the knives. Because I doubt spooning will have the desired effect.

The night shift got the giant spoons.

Fork goodness sake….

You’ll need one hell of a windup if you are going to pitch that fork.

If people feared Hell, there would be a lot less sinning going on.

Fork ’em over! OR Use a spork.

More effective that the pitchspoon used by the Dilbert character Phil (prince of insufficient light). And actually, a fork that size is fairly intimidating. Get stuck with it and you know you’re done.

Thanks to incompetent Ole Joe, it’s now even hell in hell!

Feel free to use your imagination. You are a devil ;)

And thus was born… the spork

(Cue ominous music.)

Pretty sure a fork that big will be just as successful, if not more. Now they’re wondering if you’re going to eat them!

Wouldn’t a knife that size be even more frightening?

“Now this is a knife!”

I wonder if Dave Blazek lives near Fairview OR. Soon they will be getting the Largest Fork in the World – at 37 feet.

Put a Spork in it young demon.

Hey boss, you’re not going to believe this. We just got a shipment of chopsticks.

Forkin’ ‘em isn’t enough?

Wouldn’t the scarier prospect be having to “spoon” with him?

Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

looks like he came to the fork in the road and took it…