Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 01, 2022

Trudeau was rather kind to Trump in this arc.

The man was a quack even in 1997.

Oh god, no…..

Is this the first direct depiction of DT in Doonesbury?

Ugh.

O.M.G.

Spelling mistake there. He meant the bored game.

Should we expect pro-Trump trolls? Probably. :-|

The only celebrity if I’m not mistaken that Trudeau has shown in full face. Trump must feel honoured.

That orange fellow is an unbelievably crass, vile, vulgar, obnoxious, evil, pathetic, narcissistic, bullying, sleazy, delusional, fraudulent, misogynistic, racist, compulsive, xenophobic, condescending, petty, arrogant, offensive, lying, lazy, mean, mocking, greedy, uninformed, nasty, shameless, duplicitous, base, unapologetic, weak, disgusting, detestable, despicable, deplorable, intolerant, insufferable, horrible, harassing, heinous, hateful, insecure, inarticulate, belittling, taunting, tactless, tyrannical, predatory, dense, foul, odious, sickening, appalling, compromised, egocentric, undisciplined, abrasive, abhorrent, spoiled, childish, disrespectful, craven, cowardly, terrible, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, impulsive, reprehensible, dismissive, hypocritical, revolting, cynical, crude, rude, rotten, vapid, malicious, manipulative, cruel, loathsome, treacherous, bigoted, deviant, perverted, dumb, stupid, deceitful, antagonistic, clueless, nauseating, amoral, immature, indiscreet, ignorant, cheating, corrupt, contemptible, brachydactylic, pompous charlatan.

As I recall The Orange Cry Baby hires JJ to paint a Sistine Chapel ceiling Give Those Nymphs Some Hooters!

I started hating Trump when he dumped Ivana for that gold digging bimbo.

Today, there’s no living person whom I loathe more on the whole planet!!

Pity Duke’s bazooka shell didn’t land straight on that limo.

Would’ve saved this nation years of agony!!

Panel Four. Add to that Trump: the Putin putty, Trump: the Fox News watcher, Trump: the abuser of power, Trump: the obstructor of Congress, Trump: the insurrectionist, and Trump: the loser.

Actually, he was very popular with everyone in America until he beat Hillary.

Trump was always, when the chips are down, a self promoter, first and last.

It’s like a bad dream.

patrick murphy, loony squiggles, montana bill, rikitikiDA, klemubermoron, ammosexuallydysfunctional, opspecialed, do you get goosebumps when you see your young hero to be? Do you get a lil’ tingly down there?……………………..right-wing populists say what?:

The tRump toilet brush?

I have a feeling that this story arc is going to attract more than its share of comments.

Trump: The Board Game really existed, briefly. Maybe three sets were purchased by consumers.

The first time I heard of Donald Trump was back in the ’80s when I had a co-worker who was really big into wrestling. One day he came into work all excited about the news that Westlemania was going to be held at Trump Plaza that year, and that “The Donald” was going to be in attendance.

It meant nothing to me, but I could tell that this was evidently a Great Honor, although whether it was an honor for the WWF or for The Donald, I was unsure.

But this might be why I have always mentally confused Donald Trump with Ted DiBiasse the Million Dollar Man.

Alway entertaining, our man Trump.

My wife and I love to play board games. Bought this one in 2006 I think after watching The Apprentice. Played it once, still sitting in pristine condition in my closet, completely ignored; just wish I could say the same for the man himself.

As an Italian, the first time I knew about Donald Trump was because of these arc on Doonesbury (and Bloom County). It was published in a magazine with some articles written by Enzo Baldoni (a great journalist who was also the Doonesdury translator) explaining who the man was and because they described him as a sort of idiot full off himself.

First knew of Trump when he was out maneuvered by Merv Griffin on a deal.

Duke, just shoot! Pull that trigger and save the world!

When Trump is bored,it’s no game.

Can we seize Mar-Al_lago for nonpayment of taxes and turn it into a Ukrainian refugee camp?

The only president so full of excrement that the country ran out of toilet paper.

I was thinking he might know Trump Steaks, but that was still a decade away…

oh dear God whyyyyyyyyyy

Where is fatal cancer when you need it?

How much different the world would be if Duke had fired that bazooka and the rocket hit its target.

This was before his Joker-like exposure to axis chemicals. I believe it was Dreamsicle dye No 20.

Who?

Maybe you know him from Trump University, remember? That Ponzi Scheme that ripped millions of dollars out of thousands of people among which I’m pretty sure there were a lot of veterans.

This strip will hurt all who par take in it!

Twenty-five years later, DJT is a lot fatter!

In 1996, Ross Perot ran for president on the Reform Party ticket. It became the 3rd largest party in America. Perot didn’t run again in 2000, so the party’s nomination was up for grabs. Leading contenders for its ticket-topper were physicist John Hagelin, commentator Pat Buchanan, and embodiment of consistently principled political philosophy and not at all an opportunist Donald J. Trump.

Herr Trump was also for quite a few years a pro-choice registered Democrat. Perhaps he also signed up as a Libertarian from time to time, if he could see any advantage in it. It took the Republican Party to eventually fall for his “charms”.

Pat Buchanan??I think he waited on me at Chipotle last week.

Deja Vu all over again.

Board game? Was there a board game? Did he plagiarize Monopoly?

What wouldn’t he give to have those blood-stain free hands again? Meh…

You mean “Par-sleezy?” Or “No Clue?” Maybe “I’m Not Sorry.”

He looks terrible, and even that is better than how he looks in real life.

Trump the unfortunate dementia victim, who STILL claims he won the last election.

Think about it. He wants to run in another ELECTION against opponents so brilliantly sinister they can rig an election so cleverly that NO ONE can find any evidence of it. Yet, he still thinks he can overthrow the government by electoral means. This guy will be in the textbook for crazy for decades to come.

Close, but no cigar!