Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 22, 2022

Mt brother sometimes throws me in the trash.

Yes, to check the time for the microwave.

nu-uh, not me

Been known to once or twice….

Guilty!

It ain’t just ordinary people… https://www.gocomics.com/half-full/2022/03/16

Too often. I just can’t seem to memorize it.

Hubby did on rare occasions.

Heck no. I can cook not nuke. Seldom are packaging cooking right.

Microwave: 2 Minutes. If that doesn’t work, it’s not worth buying.

nope…

I do! Especially when cooking in the Ninja Foodie.

Food has instructions?

Uh… no?

Looks like I’m not the only one (occasionally).

We’re All Bozos On This Bus

Doesn’t she mean “again and again”? (first, to set the oven temperature, then to remember how long to bake it)

Got that right

Also to remind me what it was supposed to look like, because it rarely does.

Check.

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No, not the trash, the pile for recycling… ☺

I sometimes retrieve the package in concern that there might be one more lick.

Yes.

After reading the instructions twice before throwing it in the trash…………

Yup, many times…

Not any more. Most people learn after the first few times.

Yeah, but only about every time.

Regularly.

Yep. I’ve had to do that from time to time.

Me

It’s a commonplace, absent-minded kind of thing I’m sure we’ve all done occasionally. What’s your point, Aunty?

Not me. I live alone so I only take my trash out once a week and I worry about it smelling so after I am done cooking and eating I clean up the table and I then will double bag my food packages in used Walmart grocery bags then put in the garbage can.