The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 03, 2022

I hope that’s not permanent marker. It takes forever to wear off.

He is definitely Tic’ed off.

He has a pounding headache from eating hash and playing tag.

The guys said they stayed up all night playing games and making smores. Can you help me take my cap off? It seems like it’s stuck.

Their days are numbered.

He got pounded!

Stayed up eating Tic-Tacs!

It gave me a pounding headache.

at a sleepover you need to be on your tic tac toes…

looks like he put on a few pounds

He still looks sharp.

He shouldn’t have ticked them off, they wouldn’t have tacked him to the bed. They’d have just made him toe the line.

All my X’s live in Texas.

You gotta B sharp.

Sorry, but I must take issue with the mailbox; should say “The Octothorpes”.

You could have played hashtag.

Also some guy from the phone company kept pushing me.

He was pounded!

I have never seen a Tic Tac with toes.

If he didn’t like what they did to him, he needs to go back, and hash it out, with them.

They were up all night on TikTok…..

He should have been sharper.

kinda like a Sharpie dic pic on your forehead for us humans

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