bacon by Lonnie Millsap for March 04, 2022

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. You should see them at 9-1-0.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Not only the wrong number, but the wrong century by the look of those phones.

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    Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Definitely less stress over here at 912

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    Happened to me. My new office number was one digit off from the “long-distance information” number of 555-1212. I had to get it changed after too many individuals screaming, “Don’t tell me this isn’t ‘Information’; give me the goddam number!”

    One exception was an individual who requested the number for a bank in a different state. I politely told him that he’d misdialed the leading area code… and then gave him the correct number. He was impressed! What I didn’t tell him was that that just happened to be my bank when I was in college. 8^)

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    crazeekatlady  over 2 years ago

    Calling 119 in an emergency doesn’t work either.

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    My phone doesn’t go all the way to 911!

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    donut reply  over 2 years ago

    My old house phone number was one different form a nursing home. Used to get a lot of call from older people.

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