Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 19, 2022

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    Vilyehm  over 2 years ago

    Next cartoon:

    The ballpeen hammer.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    Ads for pharmaceuticals are everywhere. They’ve even invaded the comics.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    They give no pees of mind.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    You had to remind me Mark, didn’t you?! (Blush, rush & flush)

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    Slip in an urination joke, huh?

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    PaulAbbott2  over 2 years ago

    There’s a wee bit of humor in this strip

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought Gall was divided into 3 parts.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    And then there’s DeGaulle bladder. (it’s a French joke)

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    This could be voided.

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    John9  over 2 years ago

    My late loving wife and I always joked that “coffee pee” was the worst, it happens so sudden. I actually have to…..

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    PammWhittaker  over 2 years ago

    I haven’t had a gall bladder since I was in my 30’s. Turned out it was the cause of pain I’d been having at least 10 years! My doctors thought I was “too young” to have gallstones rolls her eyes

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    Tweet&Bleat  over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be Bladder Gal ?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When you were a wee, wee tot, they’d drag you from your warm, warm cot. And set you on that cold, cold pot. And make you wee whether you could or not. A joke my uncle told me many years ago.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Too much pinot noir.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A haiku I composed for a Bitter Valentine’s Day Haiku contest at work many years ago:

    Have to stop and pee?

    Interrupts romantic mood

    Getting old’s a b!tch.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Thought that was a bladder call.

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    l3i7l  over 2 years ago

    Excuse me while I make a rest stop. Maybe then I can come up with some witty comment

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