Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 21, 2022

They’ll bill you for the unexpected protein

I would zip it about it…….

A little extra iron in his diet.

Really off world today.

zipped out of this one

well, zip it off. ;)

…doing the back flip I’m sure

It would have been funnier if the complaint were: “There’s no fly in my swill.”

Ba da boom.

Pretty sure that was the name of one of the collections I had.

Lucky the fly is not open.

Did it survive its encounter with the swill? That stuff can be lethal.

Quiet down, the other prisoners will want one too.

Looks more like a guillotine….

Call Myron Cohen for the punchline there.

Is it not a “fly”, meaning the taxiway for an airplane to drive on to start flying?

unzip it then