Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 31, 2022

“And you know, they are starting to say very strongly Merry Christmas. They’re all saying Merry Christmas again.”

If you listen, you can hear the sound of sleigh-bells:

“I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that, you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? Correct?”

What a different time. Now we only focus on issues that matter… Like Potato Head, Dr. Seuss, and gay Super Boy.

Faux News was horrified when their “Holiday” Tree caught on fire. They condemned the arsonist more than they are condemning PUTIN!

This would be SO MUCH FUNNIER if it wasn’t such an accurate example of how FAUX Noise LIES AND MAKES UP WHATEVER THEY WANT just to get ratings. And when did Cliff Bottoms change his name to Lumpy Hannity???

FOX News: Always First in the Martyrbation OIympics!

Ho, ho, ho. I prefer burning the captives in wicker cages myself but YMMV.

I am over this garbage. Our country was never supposed to be a CHURCH/STATE DICTATORSHIP. And none of you are Saintly/ Holy decent or Honest. I am not against the free practice of religion. I am against hypocrites telling me what to do. Grrrrrr.

Merry ChristmaKwaHanudan, everyone! (Oh, BTW, a Leprechaun just tried to perve on the Easter Bunny.)

Ha! That book is 29.99 and it may as well be all blank pages