I see she’s enjoying a martini. Reminds me of a tale from my youth:
Show and tell day in Science class. Little Susie brings her experiment to the front of the class.
She takes out two bottles of clear liquid, one labeled “water”, the other “gin”. She takes two earthworms out of a box. She drops one worm in the bottle of water and the other into the bottle of gin.
The worm in the water swims around in the water, perfectly happy. The worm in the gin immediately curls up and dies. Little Susie then asks the class, “Who can tell me what this means?”
Without hesitation, Little Johnny shouted out, “Yeah, if you drink booze, you’ll never have worms!”
allen@home almost 3 years ago
He gets you alright. You’re the main course.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Came in for the Early Bird Special, of course.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Bah-Dum, Tish (rimshot)
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Careful, she’ll give you worms.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
she wormed her way into his life…
Znox11 almost 3 years ago
I think he’s having a friend over for dinner.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
“My name’s Ascaris, but you can call me Alice.” Bird: “I’ll call you dinner”
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
He gets you alright…..when you’re not looking….
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Obviously, she misunderstood Hannibal the Bird’s invitation…
hooglah almost 3 years ago
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 3 years ago
The early bird may get the worm – but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Csaw Backnforth almost 3 years ago
What if the bird prefers night crawlers?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I see she’s enjoying a martini. Reminds me of a tale from my youth:
Show and tell day in Science class. Little Susie brings her experiment to the front of the class.
She takes out two bottles of clear liquid, one labeled “water”, the other “gin”. She takes two earthworms out of a box. She drops one worm in the bottle of water and the other into the bottle of gin.
The worm in the water swims around in the water, perfectly happy. The worm in the gin immediately curls up and dies. Little Susie then asks the class, “Who can tell me what this means?”
Without hesitation, Little Johnny shouted out, “Yeah, if you drink booze, you’ll never have worms!”
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t matter. The place doesn’t serve dirt anyway.