Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 16, 2022

Have her pretend that she is your secretary and that you want her to take dictation.

“Did you say something?”

“Okay, you’re officially on notice.”

A tufted headboard might finish off the image. Better than swimming in a Zoom background of some improbable and oddly focused location at least.

Sleeping with a co-worker? Not good.

since we are in the same bed, shouldn’t we have equal wages?

Good place for a lot of ‘give and take’

She was fine with it until he started the Zoom meeting.

….and I’m ahead of the boardroom…

Good one, Mr. B.!

But you wake up with that pesky desk hair.

That looks big enough to do some serious roaming around on.

Well we could make some minor changes.

As long as we don’t have to wear clothes from the waist down l’m game….