Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 15, 2022

They don’t give “beans” about that.

Dogs chase theirs.

“Alright, ma’am, can you try this? Try to bite it, then get back on the horn and tell me what happened.”

“Okay, ma’am, you bit it, and at the very same instant something bit you?”

“Yes, ma’am, that is your own tail that has been, as you put it, stalking you. No need to feel embarrassed ma’am, that’s what we’re here for. It happens all the time. You have a good day, ma’am. Thank you.”

Our cat, Catherine the Great (Cat for short) clears my desk with hers. Only cat I’ve known that comes when called. Got her name from sleeping in the fireplace and her fascination with horses.

A tail of two kitties.

How do you stalk someone who doesn’t move?

Tigger chases his tail at times….it’s hysterical…but I never gave him a cell so…..

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

It’s just tailing you.

We used to have a cat that would get mad at her tail. Sometimes while lying there, she’ll start growling at her tail and then start swatting at it. Quite a few times.