Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 13, 2022

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We are closed, go fill some potholes.

Yep, that was bad.

while he’s goofin’ off in the bar i wonder if he got someone to fill in for him…

Don’t blame it on the bartender, it’s the a$$ fault.

Sure. You want that on the rocks?

Nah, he can get stoned faster without the rocks.

“Here, try a shot of this ‘Old Steamroller’, it’ll lay you out flat!”

Listen you smoldering piece of ash-fault, get your hot ash off my bar!

Koth, your humor makes me tarred… ☺

“Hey bartender! Macadam’s! On the rocks!”

Today’s groaner

Someone must have paved the way for that one.

I’ll take one of those fancy blue-colored cocktails. One for the woad.

Fantastic

A rich man dies and goes to heaven (that alone is a pretty unbelievable).. and takes with him a suitcase filled with gold… at the gate St. Peter asks him what he has in it, and he says, GOLD!!!… and St. Peter looked at him and asked, “YOU BROUGHT PAVEMENT?”