Garfield by Jim Davis for April 28, 2022

I can think of happier endings. How does pizza with lots of meat sound?

a diet food which Garfield can actually enjoy

but it still has Tofu and Kale. I actually like spinach

Me too! (＾▽＾)

Then throw away that muck and order a pizza.

Get to the good part, Jon.

First two panels Garfield looks like he about to empty his stomach.

Ah, bacon.

A food cat, is always a happy cat.

Any fatty foods, would be better than TOFU.

Make mine tofu and kale free and we have a deal. And don’t forget the extra bacon. And extra extra bacon.

all is good with bacon

“…throw out the tofu, spinach and kale and enjoy”

I forget the comedian’s name, but he said that he would never eat anything that sounded like it grew between people’s toes!

Bacon makes everything better.

Remember the Saw grass juice. Makes it slide off the plate into the garbage easier.

Hmm, tasty bacon.

Anything that can make you obese is something you will love…

Not even bacon can save that recipe

Sounds perfect if you miss out the first 3 ingredients.

Then toss out the tofu, spinach, and kale.

Garfield is cheating on his diet again!

Agreed

I eat tofu, spinach and kale as I have to if I want to survive.

Before the plot twist, I thought was going to be a boring bed-time story.

I never like kale it taste bitter

I’m pretty sure at least two of those ingredients aren’t even food.

and that’s why, when I cook, I don’t follow recipe books.

Funny as I’m reading this I’m happily enjoying my chicken bacon sandwich

I think Jon is probably making up the part with the bacon just to get Garfield psyched up.

Bacon makes everything better. Prove me wrong.

Throw out the first part and just eat the bacon.

The only happy ending for KALE-anything is a quick flush down the garbage disposal.

do you guys think jon arbuckle is jewish? Im jewish and i can sense one of us.. arbuckle sounds quite jewish…. does anyone else think hes jewish? shalom

He has a piont

Putting bacon on top of such a concoction is like putting whipped cream on a pile of dog shit.

And to drink, make W.C. Fields’ recipe for a raspberry freeze.

You’ve heard of tossed salad, in this case I’d toss everything but the bacon.

Why don’t you read a lasagna recipe?

I have no idea what recipe is that, but it doesn’t sound appetizing…

I would think topped with lasagna would be much better

Everything is better with bacon.

Yuck……..

Of course Garfield will eat only the bacon.

Combine tofu, spinach and kale and heat with an atomic blow torch