Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Вільна Україна!

    Vilʹna Ukrayina!

    FREE UKRAINE!

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    eolan59  over 2 years ago

    He could have used the Snake Island Slogan

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Go get em guard duck’

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    DennisinSeattle  over 2 years ago

    Guard Duck to the rescue!

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    Ammo hates the comment policy  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You go Duck, after you send that RPG7 get you a Javelin and smoke a Tank for your mommy.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 2 years ago

    Let’s hope he can get inside the Kremlin.

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    Gordo4ever  over 2 years ago

    Indeed, Glory to Ukraine! Well done, Mr. Pastis.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Putin says Russia has been treated badly by the West? Crimea river.

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    pbaiey  over 2 years ago

    God help Ukraine, no one else seems to want to

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Putin’s shaking in his boots!

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    I want to see him take his weapon on the plane to get there.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Vlad the Mad is pure evil, since the time he was Boris Eltsin’s pupil, but I know a lot of bullies all around the world, and some of them aren’t our enemies (Erdogan and MBS, for example).

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    The word that says it all: DUCK!

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    jmarkoff2  over 2 years ago

    Good for Guard Duck.

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    pgomes  over 2 years ago

    Just remember to avoid posting to Reddit while you’re there, Guard Duck.

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    lavender headgear  over 2 years ago

    Theme song for this comic: If I Had a Rocket Launcher by Bruce Cockburn

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    The return of Guard Duck ! Took you long enough Stephan ;-)

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    Go Guard Duck!

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    +++++++!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 2 years ago

    It’s so important that Guard Duck isn’t smoking a cigarette.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 2 years ago

    The first casualty of war is the truth.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Duck rocks! And so does Mr Pastis for his support. Slava Ukraini!

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    AndreasMartin  over 2 years ago

    Russia is run by crocs, obviously.

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    Josequeen   over 2 years ago

    Save Ukraine! ❤️

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Boy could Ukrainians use a Guard Duck right about now!

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    Masterskrain  over 2 years ago

    Putin’s in BIG trouble now!!

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    kartis  over 2 years ago

    Go duck.

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    wrd2255  over 2 years ago

    Great! Needs some gold and blue.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Get him, Guard Duck! Give Putin, what for!

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    his mistress is gorgeous though. what up with that

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    Lotus  over 2 years ago

    A can of Guard Duck Whupass is just what the doctor ordered. You go, little dude.

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    GlenGoodwin  over 2 years ago

    Best play Zevon, lawyers guns and $$$

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    Croc Holliday  over 2 years ago

    Defend

    Ukraine

    Crimea

    Kyiv

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    JudyAz  over 2 years ago

    Now we know a little more about how long the lead time is for submitting comics to the publisher.

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    elbow macaroni  over 2 years ago

    Bravo!

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    Smitman56  over 2 years ago

    Tear ‘em up, Lil’ Guard Duck!

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    del_grande Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This almost makes up for the puns. Almost…

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    rossevrymn  over 2 years ago

    another former U.S. soldier heading to fight the “just war.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Go get ‘em Duck! It’s your chance now so take it…..

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    Ron Nacker  over 2 years ago

    Yay! Guard Duck where is Fluffy your sidekick?

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    gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver  over 2 years ago

    This is a rare comic! Stephan almost never posts comics about current events because he makes them 3 months ahead of time. this means that he probably made this on sometime this week.

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    greenlynn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Watch out Ruskies! The guard duck is comin’ for yah

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    MC4802 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    God Speed

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    waes-hael  over 2 years ago

    Glory to Duck! Glory to Ukraine!

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Go get them, Guard Duck!

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ukraine has a foreign legion to help fight against Russia just like Finland did in the Winter War.

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    Galaxina  over 2 years ago

    Thank you, Stephan, for posting a comic we can really relate to!

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Everybody outside of Tucker Carlson will adore this one.Congrats to Pastis.

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    priyansh.jeziel  over 2 years ago

    Good to see Guard Duck back.

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    Keno21  over 2 years ago

    LIL GUARD DUCK!! YAY!!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    An old friend who is a defense intelligence analyst has been keeping me posted (as much as the law allows) as to how shocked his whole profession is at how pathetic the Russian army is turning out to be; they knew it was much weaker than the image it tries to project, but they had no idea it was in this sorry shape. Here are a couple of videos he sent me – the first talks about their weakness & its causes, the second shows how thoroughly incompetently they react to an ambush:

    https://youtu.be/u5YevpOS7t4

    https://youtu.be/4Lpf_KsFYg8

    He also says ol’ Vlad has made a major misstep; he was trying to hold off NATO expansion, but has only succeeded in assuring NATO will remain relevant for at least another 30 years.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Glory and hallelujah yes, but, just in case, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead and remember the Alamo.

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    eareed Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Go, Duck go!!

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    stringer831  over 2 years ago

    Exactly right. Duck Putin.

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    AndromedaMike  over 2 years ago

    Ukraine can’t lose with Guard Duck on their side.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Great strip, and nice to see Guard Duck again.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    A worthy toon considering todays news from Ukraine!

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    kauri44  over 2 years ago

    He has military training and/or experience so he will most likely be accepted by Ukraine into the International Forces. (Well, when they get past the fact that he is a duck.)

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 2 years ago

    Amen, ducky. the whole thing makes me sick.

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    sarek  over 2 years ago

    And yet another reason I love Pearls! Good job, Pastis!

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    magdala666  over 2 years ago

    Go, Guard Duck!

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    trkeller99  over 2 years ago

    Love Guard Duck

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    CalLadyQED  over 2 years ago

    Homocidal, war-mongering duck. He’s one to talk.

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    Coocalici  over 2 years ago

    Finally, he’s back!

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Kinda figured we’d be seeing Guard Duck supporting Ukraine.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Guard Duck, stop by the Pentagon. They’ll slip you some anti-tank missiles under the table.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    You go, Guard Duck.

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    stringer831  over 2 years ago

    Please, Stephan, allow prints to be made of this strip on T-shirts,posters, post cards, anything—just at prices the average person could afford. And send all the profits toward rebuilding Ukraine.

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    alexius23  over 2 years ago

    It is such a treat to Guard Duck. The tie to the Russian invasion of Ukraine make Guard Ducks appearance incredibly poignant!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    HURRAH! Go, go, L’il Guard Duck! Bring your grenade-lobbing sidekick, Mr. Snuffles, too!

    Glory to Ukraine!

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    gustaw  over 2 years ago

    Grenada.PanamáNicaraguaHaitiDominican RepublicSomaliaIrakDoes this strike a cord about bullying?

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    xlr8rdoug Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM !!!!!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh, they are really screwed now! I certainly wouldn’t want to go up against Guard Duck!!!

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