Vlad the Mad is pure evil, since the time he was Boris Eltsin’s pupil, but I know a lot of bullies all around the world, and some of them aren’t our enemies (Erdogan and MBS, for example).
This is a rare comic! Stephan almost never posts comics about current events because he makes them 3 months ahead of time. this means that he probably made this on sometime this week.
An old friend who is a defense intelligence analyst has been keeping me posted (as much as the law allows) as to how shocked his whole profession is at how pathetic the Russian army is turning out to be; they knew it was much weaker than the image it tries to project, but they had no idea it was in this sorry shape. Here are a couple of videos he sent me – the first talks about their weakness & its causes, the second shows how thoroughly incompetently they react to an ambush:
https://youtu.be/u5YevpOS7t4
https://youtu.be/4Lpf_KsFYg8
He also says ol’ Vlad has made a major misstep; he was trying to hold off NATO expansion, but has only succeeded in assuring NATO will remain relevant for at least another 30 years.
He has military training and/or experience so he will most likely be accepted by Ukraine into the International Forces. (Well, when they get past the fact that he is a duck.)
Please, Stephan, allow prints to be made of this strip on T-shirts,posters, post cards, anything—just at prices the average person could afford. And send all the profits toward rebuilding Ukraine.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Вільна Україна!
Vilʹna Ukrayina!
FREE UKRAINE!
eolan59 over 2 years ago
He could have used the Snake Island Slogan
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Go get em guard duck’
DennisinSeattle over 2 years ago
Guard Duck to the rescue!
Ammo hates the comment policy Premium Member over 2 years ago
You go Duck, after you send that RPG7 get you a Javelin and smoke a Tank for your mommy.
i_am_the_jam over 2 years ago
Let’s hope he can get inside the Kremlin.
Gordo4ever over 2 years ago
Indeed, Glory to Ukraine! Well done, Mr. Pastis.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Putin says Russia has been treated badly by the West? Crimea river.
pbaiey over 2 years ago
God help Ukraine, no one else seems to want to
Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago
Putin’s shaking in his boots!
nicka93 over 2 years ago
I want to see him take his weapon on the plane to get there.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Vlad the Mad is pure evil, since the time he was Boris Eltsin’s pupil, but I know a lot of bullies all around the world, and some of them aren’t our enemies (Erdogan and MBS, for example).
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
The word that says it all: DUCK!
jmarkoff2 over 2 years ago
Good for Guard Duck.
pgomes over 2 years ago
Just remember to avoid posting to Reddit while you’re there, Guard Duck.
lavender headgear over 2 years ago
Theme song for this comic: If I Had a Rocket Launcher by Bruce Cockburn
juicebruce over 2 years ago
The return of Guard Duck ! Took you long enough Stephan ;-)
cdward over 2 years ago
Go Guard Duck!
iggyman over 2 years ago
+++++++!
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
It’s so important that Guard Duck isn’t smoking a cigarette.
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
The first casualty of war is the truth.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Duck rocks! And so does Mr Pastis for his support. Slava Ukraini!
AndreasMartin over 2 years ago
Russia is run by crocs, obviously.
Josequeen over 2 years ago
Save Ukraine! ❤️
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Boy could Ukrainians use a Guard Duck right about now!
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
Putin’s in BIG trouble now!!
kartis over 2 years ago
Go duck.
wrd2255 over 2 years ago
Great! Needs some gold and blue.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Get him, Guard Duck! Give Putin, what for!
HOTLOTUS1 over 2 years ago
his mistress is gorgeous though. what up with that
Lotus over 2 years ago
A can of Guard Duck Whupass is just what the doctor ordered. You go, little dude.
GlenGoodwin over 2 years ago
Best play Zevon, lawyers guns and $$$
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
Defend
Ukraine
Crimea
Kyiv
JudyAz over 2 years ago
Now we know a little more about how long the lead time is for submitting comics to the publisher.
elbow macaroni over 2 years ago
Bravo!
Smitman56 over 2 years ago
Tear ‘em up, Lil’ Guard Duck!
del_grande Premium Member over 2 years ago
This almost makes up for the puns. Almost…
rossevrymn over 2 years ago
another former U.S. soldier heading to fight the “just war.”
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Go get ‘em Duck! It’s your chance now so take it…..
Ron Nacker over 2 years ago
Yay! Guard Duck where is Fluffy your sidekick?
gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver over 2 years ago
This is a rare comic! Stephan almost never posts comics about current events because he makes them 3 months ahead of time. this means that he probably made this on sometime this week.
greenlynn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Watch out Ruskies! The guard duck is comin’ for yah
MC4802 Premium Member over 2 years ago
God Speed
waes-hael over 2 years ago
Glory to Duck! Glory to Ukraine!
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Go get them, Guard Duck!
Robert Wilson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ukraine has a foreign legion to help fight against Russia just like Finland did in the Winter War.
Galaxina over 2 years ago
Thank you, Stephan, for posting a comic we can really relate to!
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Everybody outside of Tucker Carlson will adore this one.Congrats to Pastis.
priyansh.jeziel over 2 years ago
Good to see Guard Duck back.
Keno21 over 2 years ago
LIL GUARD DUCK!! YAY!!
Cozmik Cowboy over 2 years ago
An old friend who is a defense intelligence analyst has been keeping me posted (as much as the law allows) as to how shocked his whole profession is at how pathetic the Russian army is turning out to be; they knew it was much weaker than the image it tries to project, but they had no idea it was in this sorry shape. Here are a couple of videos he sent me – the first talks about their weakness & its causes, the second shows how thoroughly incompetently they react to an ambush:
https://youtu.be/u5YevpOS7t4
https://youtu.be/4Lpf_KsFYg8
He also says ol’ Vlad has made a major misstep; he was trying to hold off NATO expansion, but has only succeeded in assuring NATO will remain relevant for at least another 30 years.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Glory and hallelujah yes, but, just in case, damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead and remember the Alamo.
eareed Premium Member over 2 years ago
Go, Duck go!!
stringer831 over 2 years ago
Exactly right. Duck Putin.
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
Ukraine can’t lose with Guard Duck on their side.
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
Great strip, and nice to see Guard Duck again.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
A worthy toon considering todays news from Ukraine!
kauri44 over 2 years ago
He has military training and/or experience so he will most likely be accepted by Ukraine into the International Forces. (Well, when they get past the fact that he is a duck.)
smorbie the great and beautiful over 2 years ago
Amen, ducky. the whole thing makes me sick.
sarek over 2 years ago
And yet another reason I love Pearls! Good job, Pastis!
magdala666 over 2 years ago
Go, Guard Duck!
trkeller99 over 2 years ago
Love Guard Duck
CalLadyQED over 2 years ago
Homocidal, war-mongering duck. He’s one to talk.
Coocalici over 2 years ago
Finally, he’s back!
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Kinda figured we’d be seeing Guard Duck supporting Ukraine.
Bilan over 2 years ago
Guard Duck, stop by the Pentagon. They’ll slip you some anti-tank missiles under the table.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
You go, Guard Duck.
stringer831 over 2 years ago
Please, Stephan, allow prints to be made of this strip on T-shirts,posters, post cards, anything—just at prices the average person could afford. And send all the profits toward rebuilding Ukraine.
alexius23 over 2 years ago
It is such a treat to Guard Duck. The tie to the Russian invasion of Ukraine make Guard Ducks appearance incredibly poignant!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
HURRAH! Go, go, L’il Guard Duck! Bring your grenade-lobbing sidekick, Mr. Snuffles, too!
Glory to Ukraine!
gustaw over 2 years ago
Grenada.PanamáNicaraguaHaitiDominican RepublicSomaliaIrakDoes this strike a cord about bullying?
xlr8rdoug Premium Member over 2 years ago
Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM !!!!!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh, they are really screwed now! I certainly wouldn’t want to go up against Guard Duck!!!